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today’sFUNNY=============================
MURPHY’S LAWS OF PARENTING
- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
- The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
- The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
- A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
- For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
- Toys multiply to fill any space available.
- Yours is always the only child who doesn’t behave.
- If the shoe fits … it’s expensive.
- Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.
today’sTHOT============================
The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.
