SUPRISE!!

YOUR CABLE BILL JUST JUMPED $20 FOR NO REASON!

I guess they will claim high gas prices on this one, huh?? We have EVERYTHING tied into our cable (phone, internet, ice cream, the tool of the month) so I guess I shouldn’t be suprised. But it makes me want to check into a dish . . . And dropping my house phone to go all cellular . . . And using mental telepathy to hit the web . . . And buying my own ice cream and tools.