REALLY?? I hadn’t noticed . . . All sarcasm aside, I’ve said for months that the presidential candidate that solves the gas crisis will most assuredly win the election. And then, W goes and releases a four-point plan for easing the gas crunch (It makes no sense that #3 was to abandon Dick Cheney at an undisclosed location in Anartica, but I figure W is President, so we do it his way). After all, if we have learned ANYTHING in these past eight years, it is DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS.
I must confess . . . If there was oil in MY backyard, there would be a well built as soon as I could pull together the funds, get the plans off the web, and get the materials delivered. YES, my homeowners’ assoc would have SOMETHING to say, so I would tell them it is a TEXAS SWINGSET.
And, I would drill. And I would once again hit the web and figure out how to refine it. Then I would convert it to gas and dump whatever waste is involved in Paul Frazier’s back yard. And if I have to build one of those big tanks, I will tell the HOA it is a TEXAS PLAYHOUSE.
And I would share with my friends (my REAL friends, not all those who SAY they are my friends once they hear I have free gas.) I guess I will have to give Paul a DOUBLE PORTION to make up for the EPA disaster I turned his backyard into . . . And if my friends line their cars up and cause a commotion amongst my neighbors, I will tell them it is a TEXAS BLOCKPARTY.
Oh, if I just had a little bit of money, I would be dangerous . . . We call all of this a TEXAS HOBBY. Or maybe a TEXAS DAYDREAM.