Yep, WMBF launches today from Conway (of course). “We” finally have a local NBC affiliate. I have already checked my digital antenna and my dish, and it is not there yet. Their website has been unclear as to exactly what time they will begin, but it is alledgedly starting today.
I hope they will actually cover Florence instead of putting us on the back shelf as the other stations have done. Only a few years ago most of the major stations in our market were based in Florence. And we had great coverage. Now, I know everything there is to know about Myrtle Beach, Conway, and the big city of Loris, but the news I get from Florence is usually old news.
If I had the money, I would start a SuperStation from the metropolis of Florence, covering our city. I would have political commentary from Jimmy Norton. There would be home repair tips from Olin Bullock. I would have technology updates from L. Dean Lisenby. I would have cooking tips from Elaine Hutchinson (on entrees) and Betty Moore-Bell (on desserts). I MIGHT even let Kristina Plunkett cover college football (if she promises NOT to spend the entire time talking about Ohio State). And I would have a live, hidden camera following Paul Frazier around 24/7.
AND IT WOULD BE A BIG SUCCESS!!!! And, on Sundays, guess which church would be broadcast??? I might also have a “fictional” soap opera based on daily life at the office . . OOOOOO, that would scare some people. And plenty of reruns of Dragnet, Gilligans Island, Batman, Magnum PI, Hogan’s Heroes, Bugs Bunny cartoons, old SNLs, Braves games, and other fun stuff.
My version of “Florence’s Most Wanted” would be there to call out people who act horribly in our basketball league, softball league, and at places like Maple Park. My SportsCenter would talk about Brett Favre, but not 24/7.
And that, my friends, is why God sees to it that I don’t have that kind of money.