In Honor of Cinco de Drewo

5 May

Today is Drew’s 14th birthday!! That means, in a month, I will have been at Ebenezer for 14 years. WOW!!! It seems much longer. (Just kidding)

Anyway, in honor of Drew and his love for the other red meat, here is today’s funny from

“This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it. I know it’s against your religion, but I can’t understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don’t know what you’re missing. You just haven’t lived until you’ve tried Mrs. Hall’s prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?”

The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, “At your wedding.”

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give a man a stick of dynamite and soon the whole village will be strewn with mud, seaweed, and unidentifiable chunks of fish.

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