In Honor of Mother’s Day

7 May

This was today’s offering from http://www.mikeysfunnies.com

today’sFUNNY=============================

MURPHY’S LAWS OF PARENTING

– The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

– The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

– The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

– A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

– For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

– Toys multiply to fill any space available.

– Yours is always the only child who doesn’t behave.

– If the shoe fits … it’s expensive.

– Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

today’sTHOT============================

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.

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