Where has David been??

8 Aug

I realize I haven’t blogged in a few days. I don’t really know what to write about that. Sometimes in life the muse is just not there. That is exactly where I am right now.

There is so much going on and it is easy to get bummed out. But I press on. I press on to the beach ONE MORE TIME next week. Yep, that will definitely help.

Today’s Funny from Mikey

7 Aug

KING ARTHUR’S UNKNOWN KNIGHTS
It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:

Of course, there was the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight – Sir Face.
Also…
~ Sir Pass – Arthur’s best knight of all
~ Sir Port – A great help to all the other knights
~ Sir Culation – A knight who got around a bit – popular at parties
~ Sir Prise – the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected
~ Sir Vey – a watchful knight
~ Sir Monise – a rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort
~ Sir Cuitous – a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way
~ Sir Pose – a knight who stands by wild predictions
~ Sir Cumflex – a knight with a strange accent
~ Sir Cumvent – the evasive knight
~ Sir Reen – a calm and cheerful knight
~ Sir Spicious – a paranoid knight
~ Sir Real – a vague and insubstantial knight
~ Sir Cumstances – a knight whose fault it never was
Then there were the non identical twins – Winter Solstice and Summer Solstice – the longest and shortest knights.

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The Hawk is GONE

4 Aug

Drew looked at me tonight and said “Okay, lets shave it off!” That was the plan, but I was being quiet to see if he would go to registration on Wednesday at Sneed and have his picture made with it. But, alas, it is GONE. He now has NO hair, because it had grown back a little. I put the smallest guard I had on the clippers and took the mohawk off, but you could still see it. So we had to take it down to NOTHING.

Actually, it doesn’t look too bad and looks TONS better than this time last year when it was so long.

Skip Caray Died . . .

4 Aug

Okay, I didn’t really know the man, but I felt as if I did. I mean, c’mon, he called Braves baseball games for the last 33 years, and I have been watching . . . (That is, until TBS stopped showing the Bravos).

I had no idea he has been in poor health, but he died in his sleep on Sunday morning. And watching Braves baseball will never be the same. I will miss you, Skip!

Dr J is THE MAN!!!!

3 Aug

Quote of the week

1 Aug

From Dragnet, the GREATEST tv cop show EVER!!!

(After the seedy thug shows Friday and Gannon a bull’s ear and brags about his vast knowledge of bullfighting and Joe Friday is breaking him down like he always does):

THUG: And, your friend should be glad I got him thrown off the force. I did him a favor.

FRIDAY: Hows that?

THUG: After all, who would ever want to be a cop?

FRIDAY: Who would ever want a bull’s ear?

(You HAD to see it)

Love really is the theme

31 Jul

You know, no matter where you study in the New Testament, LOVE is the theme. In all that we are and all that we do, Jesus continually says LOVE. LOVE is the key. Love our brothers and sisters. Love our neighbors. Love our enemies. And, above all, LOVE GOD will all that we are. Jesus said the law and prophets hang on love . . .

When we start judging others, when we start invoking what we think to be right just because, when we start thinking that our plans are superior to God’s, remember LOVE. This is not just empty rhetoric. THIS IS TRUE. I know.

Many years ago, someone told me just how useless he thought I was and how fruitless my ministry was . . . What could I do? EVERYTHING in me wanted to hate . . . It made NO SENSE to love. And, yet, LOVE was really all I could do.

I reached this place where I had to ask, “Do I REALLY believe God’s word? How could it make sense to love someone who hates me?”

Hate consumes and imprisons. Love brings FREEDOM. I just kept on loving and it was HARD. And, we never really resolved those words of his. But I was/am NOT consumed. I know I did the right thing. I will stand before God one day, and I know at least THIS ONE shouldn’t get me into too much trouble.

LOVE. Its not just for breakfast anymore.

The ‘hawk’

31 Jul


Bias in the air . . .

29 Jul

BIAS . . . Such a “bad word” in the P.C. world in which we live. But, it is there with a vengence, and not always where you’d expect it.

When referring to the south, it seems everyone thinks it would automatically refer to race relations. Everyone ELSE in America thinks all we do is burn crosses in each other’s yards and trade massive blows in a racial war that has waged for decades. Not true. Not even close. But, that is NOT what I am blogging about. Allow me to spit out my tobacco and clean the mud from between my toes before I tell a truth that is apparent around the world . . .

One of the most biased groups in America is found in the MEDIA. You must look no further than the presidential race, once again, to see it. But it doesn’t stop there . . . There is an underlying wave that grows stronger every year against CHRISTIANS. I read news on all sorts of websites (reputable ones, like CNN, FOX, local news) and it is not hard to see. Makes me wonder what kind of America we will live in twenty years from now . . . Will it be a crime to serve Christ?? Will it be a crime to speak the TRUTH of God’s word??

I have friends in the media (at least, I did BEFORE I wrote this). And I know that not all media outlets conduct themselves this way. But more and more of them are. So, what can WE do about this??

Stop, look, and listen. KNOW WHO YOU ARE LISTENING TO and listen to what they are saying. Find a media outlet that presents BOTH sides of an issue and does not chose to take cheap shots at our elected officials OR favor one candidate over another. There are still some out there that really are fair. FIND THEM and be guarded in your listening!!!

Check this one out from foxnews.com

28 Jul

Deceased Delivery Driver Taken to Funeral in UPS Truck
Sunday, July 27, 2008

CRYSTAL LAKE, Ill. — Jeff Hornagold of Crystal Lake loved being a UPS driver.
So when Hornagold died this week of lung cancer, longtime co-worker Michael McGowan agreed to take him on one last delivery.

McGowan transported Hornagold’s body from Davenport Funeral home to Saturday’s funeral services in his UPS truck.

McGowan said he plans to keep a picture of Hornagold in his truck until he retires so that they can keep riding together.

Hornagold was a UPS driver for 20 years, and his wife Judy Hornagold describes him as “just the happiest UPS man alive.”

She said the special delivery was the perfect tribute.