You KNOW you have a bad mall Santa when . . .

11 Dec

~ Instead of saying, “Ho-Ho-Ho,” he exclaims “Oy vey!”
~ You recognize him as a former NFL star doing community service hours.
~ He avoids the the food court unless his lawyer is present.
~ He refers to the wishing fountain as his “tip jar.”
~ He won’t talk to the kids without a disclaimer.
~ He asks the kids to leave him milk and ATM cards.
~ He becomes the new cigarette lobby spokesman.
~ Before the kids sit on his lap he orders the elves to frisk them.


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