Too good NOT to post!

Today’s funny from Mikey is just too good not to share … Especially #4!!

TOP EIGHT SIGNS YOU’RE TOO OLD TO BE TRICK OR TREATING:

8. You get winded from knocking on the door.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. You ask for high fiber candy only.

5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

4. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.

3. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.

2. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

1. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

(Subscribe at www.mikeysfunnies.com)