Signs you are drinking too much coffee

1 Nov

This was the email from  I read it and those who know me will KNOW why I had to post it!!!



~ Starbucks is accepting bids for a franchise located in your house.

~ The National Bank of Colombia has offered you a Platinum Visa card with zero percent interest.

~ Folgers has offered you a “distributors” franchise for your block.

~ Your co-workers are getting rich buying stock in companies that manufacture foam coffee cups.

~ You just went to the store and bought ten cases of non-diary creamer “to get you through the week.”

~ Those strange footprints in the ceiling of your office.

~ You haven’t slept in a week and no one notices, not even you.

~ You find yourself sneezing Folger’s Crystals.

~ Juan Valdez starts sending you hand-written Thank You notes.

~ You eat garlic to overcome coffee breath.

~ Your dentist upgrades to a belt sander.

~ Alvin & the Chipmunks start to sound like Barry White.

~ Auctioneers begin to make sense.

And the number 1 Sign You’ve Had Too Much Coffee…

~ YYoouu ssttaarrtt ttyyppiinng lliikkee tthhiiss..

2 Responses to “Signs you are drinking too much coffee”

  1. Linda B November 1, 2010 at 9:43 am #

    This sounds like me on a regular – or is that irregular day David. Thhhaannkss fffor shhhahring

  2. Stephanie McCabe November 6, 2010 at 9:07 am #

    My husband can relate to the stock purchase. Mine is with Dunkin Donuts!! They love me and I can relate to the no sleep one unfortunately. Thanks for sharing this!

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