Archive | May, 2010

ANOTHER thing I HAD to post!!

14 May

My buddy, Mark Plunkett, just sent me this in an email.  His observation was this is a modern parable of the state of the church.  He is DEAD-ON ACCURATE!!

The Parable of the Sandwich Sign
by Max Lucado
I am the voice of the one calling out in the desert: “Make the road straight for the Lord.”
John 1:23

The faces of the three men were solemn as the mayor informed them of the catastrophe. “The rains have washed away the bridge. During the night many cars drove over the edge and into the river.”

“What can we do?” asked one.
“You must stand on the side of the road and warn the drivers not to make the left turn. Tell them to take the one-lane road that follows the side of the river.”

“But they drive so fast! How can we warn them?”
“By wearing these sandwich signs,” the mayor explained, producing three wooden double-signs, hinged together to hang from one’s shoulders. “Stand at the crossroads so drivers can see these signs until I can get someone out there to fix the bridge.”

And so the men hurried out to the dangerous curve and put the signs over their shoulders.
“The drivers should see me first,” spoke one. The others agreed. His sign warned, “Bridge Out!” He walked several hundred yards before the turn and took his post.

“Perhaps I should be second, so the drivers will slow down,” spoke the one whose sign declared, “Reduce Speed.”
“Good idea,” agreed the third. “I’ll stand here at the curve so people will get off the wide road and onto the narrow.” His sign read simply “Take Right Road” and had a finger pointing toward the safe route.

And so the three men stood with their three signs ready to warn the travelers of the washed-out bridge. As the cars approached, the first man would stand up straight so the drivers could read, “Bridge Out.”

Then the next would gesture to his sign, telling the cars to “Reduce Speed.”
And as the motorists complied, they would then see the third sign, “Right Road Only.” And though the road was narrow, the cars complied and were safe. Hundreds of lives were saved by the three sign holders. Because they did their job, many people were kept from peril.

But after a few hours they grew lax in their task.
The first man got sleepy. “I’ll sit where people can read my sign as I sleep,” he decided. So he took his sign off his shoulders and propped it up against a boulder. He leaned against it and fell asleep. As he slept his arm slid over the sign, blocking one of the two words. So rather than read “Bridge Out,” his sign simply stated “Bridge.”

The second didn’t grow tired, but he did grow conceited. The longer he stood warning the people the more important he felt. A few even pulled off to the side of the road to thank him for the job well done.

“We might have died had you not told us to slow down,” they applauded.
“You’re so right,” he thought to himself. “How many people would be lost were it not for me?”
Presently he came to think that he was just as important as his sign. So he took it off, set it up on the ground, and stood beside it. As he did, he was unaware that he, too, was blocking one word of his warning. He was standing in front of the word “Speed.” All the drivers could read was the word “Reduce.” Most thought he was advertising a diet plan.

The third man was not tired like the first, nor self-consumed like the second. But he was concerned about the message of his sign. “Right Road Only,” it read.

It troubled him that his message was so narrow, so dogmatic. “People should be given a choice in the matter. Who am I to tell them which is the right road and which is the wrong road?”

So he decided to alter the wording of the sign. He marked out the word “Only” and changed it to “Preferred.”
“Hmm,” he thought, “that’s still too strident. One is best not to moralize. So he marked out the word “Preferred” and wrote “Suggested.”

That still didn’t seem right, “Might offend people if they think I’m suggesting I know something they don’t.”
So he thought and thought and finally marked through the word “Suggested” and replaced it with a more neutral phrase.
“Ahh, just right,” he said to himself as he backed off and read the words:

“Right RoadOne of Two Equally Valid Alternatives.”
And so as the first man slept and the second stood and the third altered the message, one car after another plunged into the river.

From A Gentle Thunder
Copyright (Thomas Nelson, 1995) Max Lucado

I love it when a plan comes together …

14 May

Yes, I saw Liam Neeson utter that famous phrase as Hannibal Smith on the A-Team preview and now I must see it!!  But that is NOT what this entry is about …

In the last couple of weeks I’ve posted several negatives about Cale Yarborough Honda.  Don’t know if I will EVER do business with them again.  HOWEVER, I feel the need to post a POSITIVE about another local business:

Don’t you LOVE it when you go to a local business and they do EXACTLY what they say they will do??  And they tell you the TRUTH!   And everything fits what you expected TO A TEE!!  (And it didn’t even cost as much as you thought it would??)

That is exactly what I get every time I deal with Norton Car Stereo in Florence.  And, if there is a problem, they fix it …  And many times they can figure things out that CAR DEALERS don’t even understand, with things OTHER than stereo issues.

Now I will admit that Jimmy and Connie are good friends of mine.  But I’ve also watched them deal with OTHERS and seen the same results.  And, when a business works hard to keep their customers happy, their customers always want to COME BACK.

And sometimes they even blog about it!!!!

Deep, Deep Thoughts

14 May

This was too good NOT to post!  It was forwarded by Christy Worrell to Mikey’s Funnies (www.mikeysfunnies.com)

23RD PSALM FOR THE STUDENT

The Lord is my real instructor and I shall not want.
He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray before I speak and to do all things without murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that He is my Salvation and not my school.
He restores my sanity every day and guides my decisions that I might honor Him in everything I do.

Even though I face absurd amounts of homework, quizzes, tests, unrealistic deadlines, shortages of funds, gossiping students, discriminating teachers, and a sleep-deprived body that doesn’t cooperate every morning, I will not stop–for He is with me!

His presence, His peace, and His power will see me through.
He raises me up, even when they fail to give me good grades.
He claims me as His own, even when the class threatens to flunk me.

His faithfulness and love are better than any A+.
His eternal reward beats every degree there is.
When it’s all said and done, I’ll be working for Him a whole lot longer than I’ll be in school (even when it doesn’t feel like it) and for that, I bless His Name!

[forwarded by Christy Worrell]

A brief update on Dad

13 May

Just a little update and a chance to say “thank God for small progress.”

Dad is continuing to work with home health therapists and is making progress! He got out of bed two mornings in a row with his walker, as opposed to with the lift! Seems like small progress, but it makes me think less of what that nurse said about him only getting worse from here.

Sometimes I think healthcare workers get overwhelmed and make assumptions that are not totally accurate. I think her intention was good and I guess I am just glad she was wrong. Oh well!

We are just thankful for continuing progress!!!

Dangerous Ground

13 May

In Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3, Polonius gives some last advise to his son, Laertes.  “This above all: to thine own self be true.”  Seems like a good, solid piece of advice and something we all should live by … RIGHT?

Actually, it can be dangerous ground for those who follow Christ.  We are called to deny ourselves, take up our crosses, and follow Christ.  So, how could we follow our own hearts, our own wills, and ignore the calling God has placed on our lives?  Don’t we believe Jeremiah 29:11, that God has a plan for EACH OF US, a plan to prosper us, and not to harm us, a plan to give us a HOPE and a FUTURE???  If we really believe that, how could we possibly convince ourselves that we, with our imperfections and worldly nature, could possibly have a better plan than GOD?????

When we decide to throw off everything that doesn’t suit us and pursue our own will instead of God’s, we are walking away from Him.  We are walking in rebellion.  And the world will rally around us and say “YOU DO IT!!  YOU ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING!”  And Satan wants us to believe that.

But God has a plan for YOU.  A better plan than you could ever imagine.  And, by the way:  The grass might LOOK GREENER on the other side, but walking away from God will make you more miserable, in the long run, than you can EVER IMAGINE.

And, one last thing:  My English teacher in high school, Ruth Turner, is looking down from heaven right now and smiling because I just quoted Shakespeare in my blog.  At least, I THINK she is smiling!!

Now I KNOW I’m getting old …

12 May

I KNOW I’m getting old because I am ecstatic right now!!  I SLEPT ALL NIGHT!  IN MY OWN BED!!

Bring out the guys with the white coats.

I am very disappointed that my doctor made no more of an effort to diagnose or treat my mysterious foot problem.  I pretty much told him what I’d been doing and had to ask when I could work out again, and then I had to drag the answers out of him.  It was really strange …

BUT … Last night, as if I felt something literally “let go” of my foot, it suddenly loosened up.  And I stood up.  And it felt about 75% better.  I took my Motrin and went to bed and it never throbbed, and for the first time in a LOOOONG time, I slept all night.  With no pain.  My foot is still a little swollen, but I can definitely go without crutches today.  I have to go back for a checkup tomorrow anyway, so the doctor plans to check my foot out again then.

But the fact that I’m celebrating sleep, and sleeping in my bed, is a sure sign that I am getting old.  Well, it means I am at least over 40!!

Guess I’m just gettin old …

10 May

Yesterday was Mother’s Day.  One of the awesome traditions at Ebenezer is that we do not have ANY evening activities on Mother’s Day, in hopes that people will spend time with their families.  (Of course, when your family is THREE hours away, it doesn’t work out so well for you)

We had a great day ahead of us yesterday when I noticed a little soreness in my left foot.  Just below the ankle.  No big deal, just a little sore.  Then “just a little sore” turned into THROBBING BEYOND BELIEF.  When I went to bed last night, it seemed okay.  But with every minute, the throb level increased TENFOLD.  So I spent last night on my recliner.  No sleep.  A couple of times of really intense pain.  I assured myself I would not pass go, but would go DIRECTLY to the doctor Monday morning.  And for all the good it did, that is exactly what I did.

I miss Dr. Dancy.  Sometimes I think I am one of the few in Florence that does, but I REALLY missed him today.  No offense intended.  But I had to bring a new doctor up to speed on my whitecoat hypertension, and he was more obsessed with that than with my throbbing foot.  Bottom line:  Xrays looked negative, so we have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY FOOT.  It does seem to be getting better but I am still on crutches tonight.  And I have to go back for my scheduled six-month checkup on Thursday … Apparently spending two and  a half hours there today could not replace the recheck this week.  (CHA CHING, CHA CHING)

So WHY DID MY FOOT FREAK OUT??  No one seems to know.  I guess I’m just getting old …

In Honor of Mother’s Day

7 May

This was today’s offering from http://www.mikeysfunnies.com

today’sFUNNY=============================

MURPHY’S LAWS OF PARENTING

– The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

– The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

– The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

– A sure way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

– For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

– Toys multiply to fill any space available.

– Yours is always the only child who doesn’t behave.

– If the shoe fits … it’s expensive.

– Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

today’sTHOT============================

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.

A little update from the Upstate

6 May

The updates on Dad, much like his progress, have slowed … HOWEVER, I am glad to report he is making more and more progress.  Just in the last two days he’s had really good sessions with the physical therapist (from home health).  He IS WALKING, more and more every time, with hopes he can be trained to get in and out of Mom’s car.  That would change life SIGNIFICANTLY.

His progress really is slow.  And there are several differing opinions about how far he will be able to recover.  But, ultimately, only God knows the answer to that.

All of the above mentioned progress is physical.  His mental state is not quite in the same place.  But prayer works!  Thanks for all of the concern and prayer!

Fifteen Years Ago Today

5 May

Do YOU know where YOU were 15 years ago today??  I DO.  I was checking my very pregnant wife into one of the finest hospitals in the south … the Ochsner Hospital in New Orleans.  It was two weeks before my seminary graduation, and Diana had scheduled (YES, SCHEDULED) her c-section for that day.  (She literally told the doctor that it WOULD be done that day … He said, “OK.”)

Just a few hours later, I held my son for the first time.  I can truly say it was one of the two most awesome days of my life, with the other being the day Krissy was born.  New Orleans will never forget that week, either, but for different reasons:  An unexpected rain storm dumped TONS of rain on the city and flooded a large percentage of it.

Two weeks later, I graduated with one class left to finish.  My professors all knew about our newborn Drew and I think they all took pity on my that quarter.  I was getting very little sleep but was still able to pull a 4.0.  On June 1, a bunch of people from our church came over and helped me load a big UHaul. We spent the evening of June 1 in the seminary hotel, and on June 2 I took the final exam for that last class (it was a week-long workshop), got into that UHaul, and drove my wife and my new son to Florence, SC.  (Krissy had returned to Easley with my parents after graduation)

So, today I say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my son, Drew Wike!  And wish him many, many more!!!